Geography over breakfast-
Josh (8y)- What city are you going to eat first?
Me- I don't know. Which are you going to eat first?
Josh- El Paso!
Me- Oooh, we can make the syrup into rivers.
Josh- Which river are you going to make first?
Me- The Rio Grande.
Josh- I'm going to make the Grand River.
Me- Hey! Are you just switching up languages on me?
Josh- Yes! Hahaha! Now I'm going to make the STINKY Trinity River. Ewwwwww!